Is Religion Bullshit?!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

FUCKED Up Quotes?!


Our future depend on what we dream, so lets all FUCKIN' go to sleep.
G'nite muthafocka!!! ;) muhahaha


My understanding of women goes only as far as boobies N' pussy.
Everything else I'm FUCKIN' clueless.


I worship Porn like how Christians worship God.

'I dont drink either
but I luv buying alcohol 4 the ladies!
Cuz fuckin' drunk women is way cheaper
than paying 4 hookers.
'

"Remember my friend!!
When a guy buy U alcohol, he's hoping 2 get a cheap FUCK!
"

"My way of thinking is simple,
I fuckin' make stupid shit up to piss the FUCK outta smart people.
"

"I'ma dangerous man!
I know Jujutsu, Ninjutsu, JKD, MuaiThai N' 87 other
deadly FUCKIN' words."

'Who U are, is what U do || What U do, is who U are ||
If U dont do shit then you're a lazy piece of shit,
got that muthafocka?!'

"Sry, I don't like 2 argue on the internet.
It takes 2 much effort 2 convince a stupid fuck tat I'm more stupid than him.
"

"(ArgueOnline is like runnin in the SpecialOlympic even if u win ur still retarded)
So arguing InRealLife is more respectable?
"

"No, I dont speak Chinese
but I do luv chinese women!!
I luv dipping my egg rollin them FUCKIN' sweet N' sour sauce.
"

"Curiosity killed the FUCKIN' cat N' created the phenomena
known as PORN!"

Much respect 2 the vagina! Not only does it bring life into the world,
U can pound it 4 hours N' it still won't give up!


The hardest thing to believe about the Bible
is that there were only two FUCKIN' jackasses in the ark?!



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