Daoism FUCKIN' Simplicity?!

Eat when hungry,
sleep when tired, FUCK when horny...

The simplicity of Daoism, you gotta FUCKIN' luv it.ღ✔™






















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Knowing Your FUCKIN' self?!

Knowing others is wisdom, knowing oneself is masturbation!















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FUCKED up TRUTH?!

The TRUTH is usually either FUCKED Up or FULL Of SHIT!
【◣.◢】™

















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Take My FUCKIN' Advice?!

Take my advice, cuz I'm 2 FUCKIN' stupid to use it.ღ✔™












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RULE #3 MAKE SHIT UP?!

╬ RULE #3 Make shit up as you go cuz there's no FUCKIN' perfect
rules for every situation.
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FUCK Forgiveness!

I don't FUCKIN' forgive nor forget, I'll FUCK you up N' call it even!
(◣.◢)'┌∩┐












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Dickheads N' Pussy?!

Dickheads like to argue wit pussy N' pussy like to listen to dickheads. (◕‿◕)'
















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Rule #2 FUCK YOU, Prove it!

╬ RULE #2 FUCK you, Prove it!
【◣.◢】™

Fuck what people say, make em' prove it .










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Rule #1 FUCK You?!

╬ RULE #1 " If it doesn't FUCKIN' benefit me... FUCK YOU! (◣.◢)'

I wasn't born a bastard, I had to FUCKIN' work for it. (◕‿◕)'











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FUCK YOU Death?!

Death is God's way of telling you,
you're FUCK!














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WORK FUCKIN' Hard!

Work hard, Play HARD N' Get FUCKED up wit CREDIT Card Debts?!
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Work HARD, Play SMART N' Live like a FUCKIN' BOSS!

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Women FUCKIN' wit Men?!

Women luv to FUCK wit men's mind,
Men luv to PLAY wit women pussy?!ღ ✔™














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Marriage lack Of FUCKIN'?!

Most marriage die not becuz of lack of LOVE but lack of FUCKIN'.
(◣.◢)'










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Women FUCKIN' Bullshit?!

FUCK these women who always sayin' they like nice guy

N'
when you're nice to them,
they FUCKIN' say you're just a friend.
(◣.◢)'





FUCK these women,
who says they hates it when men see them as sex object,
but then goes out dressing like strippers at the klubs!
┌∩┐(◣.◢)┌∩┐






Women hates it when men don't FUCKIN' listen
N'
Men hates it when women don't know when to SHUT the FUCK up!
Fair enough?!✔™

FUCKIN' Tight Pussy?!

Beware of pussy that are FUCKIN' tight, they don't FUCK a'round!
(◣.◢)'












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FUCKIN' Friendship!

Misfortune is the best time to know your FUCKIN' friends.ღ✔™










A friend is someone who knows all about your stupidass
N'
still FUCKIN' likes you.
(◕‿◕)'







I see everyone as a friend,
until they start askin' to borrow my FUCKIN' money.
Then It's all business muthafucka!















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Lonely FUCKIN' Heart?!

A lonely heartღ will FUCKIN' makes you appreciate PORN a lot! ღ✔™

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Reincarnation Spiritual BULLSHITS?!

Reincarnation, a spiritual BULLSHIT
about the rebirth of our soul,
a lot people believe in it but no muthafucka can FUCKIN' remember it?!
(◣.◢)'
















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FUCKED up Karma?!

Karma, a spiritual justice system that will punish evil
N'
reward the good without you FUCKIN' knowing it.
It's blind justice 4 idiots?!✔™

















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FUCKIN' Charity SCUMBAGS!

Most charity groups are a bunch of FUCKIN' con artists,
who uses Compassion as their Salary!
FUCK You Red Cross! Nonprofi† my ass!
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FUCKED Up Salaries of Charity CEOs






Helping others N' expecting something in return is BUSINESS.
Helping others without expecting anything back,
now that's FUCKIN' compassion. ღ✔™







Nonprofi† Charity Organiza†ion are mostly SCUMBAGS,
who wants to make money off of the Great Virtue of COMPASSION.

┌∩┐(◣.◢)'┌∩┐



Charity CEO Bullshit Salary













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FUCKIN' Strongest Sperm?!

Here's my success story...
Millions N' millions of sperms ejaculated
N'
I was the STRONGEST muthafucka to FUCKIN' survive!
\(◕‿◕)/



A lot of people don't realize it but they were all once a FUCKIN' sperm,
fighting for their life 2 be FUCKIN' born!










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FUCKIN' Boobies!

Boobies... makes men ACT stupid every FUCKIN' day?!







Don't FUCKIN' procrastinate, masturbate now!☆✔™
















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Hopelessly Romantic Jackass?!

I'm a hopelessly romantic jackass,
I like to walk wit my lady on the beach
N'
FUCK her while she watches the sunrise.
ღ✔™












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FUCKIN" Smart BITCHES?!

I love STUPID women, I hate SMART bitches!
【◣.◢】™






Most important thing I look for in a woman nowadays
is how FUN she can be without spending any money on her.
Yes! I'm a FUCKIN' cheapskate!










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FUCKIN' Fallen Angel?!

I'm a FUCKIN' Fallen Angel,
Rebellious N' Prideful,
Forsaken N' Forgotten...
Fear Me Not,
I'm Just Another Lost Soul Just Like You.ღ✔™








Some time I can't FUCKIN' explain what I know,
but I can FUCKIN' feel it! (◣.◢)'™













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Friendship N' FUCKIN' Love?!

Love without sex is friendship
N'
friendship without love is FUCKED up?!
ღ✔™











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FUCK Your Enemy Up?!

Nothing makes someone more determine in this FUCKIN' world
than the desire to FUCK up their enemy.
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FUCKIN' Rainy Sayin'?!

As the rain falls from the sky,

my mind wants to FUCKIN' cry ☂

As the rain falls from the sky,

my heart wants to FUCKIN' die.ღ✔™

I have a love N' hate relationship with each FUCKIN' rain drops!

【◣.◢】™

Fallin' in love, can hurt like a MUTHAFUCKA

but it doesn't FUCKIN' matter cuz our stupidass LOVES it?!

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FUCKIN' Team Works?!

TEAMWORK...
is when a bunch of jackass,
who cant think for themselves get together to do what I FUCKIN' say.
【◣.◢】™










I hate people who FUCKIN' betray you for money. 【◣.◢】™








If you want your dreams to come true...
don't FUCKIN' oversleep, MUTHAFUCKA!!!
☆✔™









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Think Wit No FUCKIN' Rules!

I don't think differently,
I think with No FUCKIN' Rules.ღ✔™





Dont FUCKIN' let your mind be a slave to this world FUCKED up
system of rules N' belief.
^◣.◢^






The only true FREEDOM in this FUCKIN' world is your thoughts.
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Making FUCKIN' Love?!

"Making Love" is a romantic term
used by a lot women
who doesn't wanna feel that they're being FUCK by men!






Where there is lღve, there is FUCKIN' bullshit!
ღ✔™
















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FUCKIN' Twitter!

Twitter...
A networkin' tool that give JACKASSES
the opportunity to chat
wit beautiful women who wouldn't of talk to them in real life.




Twitter...
is a great micro-blogging service
that let people express their FUCKIN' bullshit
to millions of strangers.













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