Fly Like A FUCKIN' Eagle?!

It's hard to FUCKIN' soar like an eagle when you're workin'
with a bunch of chicken.ღ✔™


When life is FUCKIN' shitty...
keep your head up,
that way you won't see all the FUCKIN' shit you're steppin' in.





(>.<)'

Don't FUCKIN' Trust?!

Don't TRUST everything you hear or all the FUCKIN' shit you say.









ღ✔™

FUCKIN' Insensitive?!

I'm not insensitive... I just don't FUCKIN' care.ღ✔™



For the rich, there's therapy...
For the rest of us poor muthafucka, there's FUCKIN' porn!














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FUCK N' Condoms?!

Condoms are easier to FUCKIN' change than diapers!











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Being FUCKIN' Hated?!

It is better to be FUCKIN' hated for what you are
than to be loved for what you are not.













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THINKIN' Stupid?!

I THINK,
therefore I am FUCKIN' stupid. ღ✔™



I'm one of those stupid muthafucka
who truly believe that there's wisdom in being FUCKIN' stupid!





>.<'

Don't FUCKIN' Forget?!

People will FUCKIN' forget what you SAY
but they will never FUCKIN' forget
how you made them FEEL...ღ













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FUCK Em' Up Wits Bullshit?!

If you can't FUCKIN' out smart them with your wits,
FUCK them up with your bullshit.









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Lose Your FUCKIN' Mind?!

WARNING:
Following your heart can make you lose your FUCKIN' mind!











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FUCKIN' Friends Problems?!

A great friend is someone who make your FUCKIN' problems,
their problems.











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FUCK The Whining!

Don't FUCKIN' sit there N' talk to me about what you want to happen.
FUCK the whining
N'
Get the FUCK UP
N'
Make it happen!!!








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Listen to FUCKIN' Life?!

If you quietly listen to life......
yღu will hear the voice of life crying out for you to not FUCKIN' give up.



The sky isn't always FUCKIN' blue || The sun doesn't always FUCKIN' shine ||
And it's okay to FUCK up sometimes.



No matter what you do or say,
there’s always gonna be some stupid muthafucka
who doesn't FUCKIN' like you!





(>.<)'?

Men Are Not FUCKIN' Equal?!

Lets be FUCKIN' honest
"All men are NOT created equal"
Many are FUCKIN' dumb as FUCK!



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FUCKED Up Friends?!

It's FUCKED Up To See Friends Let Friends Hate Friends.




(>.<)'

FUCKIN' Wit Jesus?!

God don't kill people...
it's those FUCKIN' so call self-righteous religious assholes
who believe in God that kills people.

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Do It Your FUCKIN' Way?!

You do it your way N' I'll do it my way

cuz there's no right way,
correct way or the only way,
it just don't FUCKIN' exist.





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All About FUCKIN' Life?!

If you think you know what life is all about...
you're probably full of shit,

so FUCK you!!






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FUCKIN' Life Perspective?!

Good or bad?!
It's all in our FUCKIN' perspective,
sadly most of our perspective of life is FUCKED up!







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Darfur "REAL Suffering"

I don't sympathize with these bullshit celebrity problem.
I save my sympathy for REAL suffering!

Famous Rich FUCKERS?!

I honestly don't FUCKIN' feel no sympathy these famous rich people,
who whine and cry about their life.
They got it made so FUCK them!



I'm broke as FUCK,
I don't need to sympathize with these rich N' famous dipshits.
That's just me.



(>.<)'

I'm A FUCKIN' Ninja!

You Can't FUCK wit me!
I'm a FUCKIN' ninja.
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>.<'

FUCKED Up Joke?!

My kind of joking is tellin' the FUCKIN' truth N' the truth can be FUCKED up.




Legally, it's FUCKIN' questionable || Morally, It's FUCKED up ||
Personally, I don't give a FUCK! ✔™





(>.^)?'

DON'T Give A FUCK!

Don't live as if you rule the world,
Live as if you DON'T give a FUCK who rules the world!






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A Expert Bullshitter?!

I'm an expert at bullshitin', it's what I FUCKIN' do best!




My philosophy in life is simple,
"It's not how stupid we are... it's how FUCKIN' stupid we CAN be!!!




(>.~)'

FUCKIN' Oral Sex?!

If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex,
Keep Your FUCKIN' Mouth Shut!!! ✔™







(>.<)'

Stupid People?!

Not all people are stupid. Some are FUCKIN' dead. ✔™


Only stupid ppl think they're not stupid.
Smart people know they're stupid N' they FUCKIN' work hard
not to make stupid mistakes!







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Stupid Smart Women?!

You see a lot of stupid muthafocka with smart women,
but you hardly ever see a FUCKIN' smart woman with a smart guy.






(>.~)'

Lazy Stupid Muthafucka!

I'm a lazy stupid muthafucka who FUCKIN' luv to tell smart people what to do.



A lot smart people are lead by lazy muthafuckin' leader,
who are too FUCKIN' stupid to care if they're smart or not.



(>.~)'

Smart Stupid Fuckers?!

"Sometime being stupid is smart N' sometime being smart is FUCKIN' stupid."

If you can understand the above statement,
Maybe, you might FUCKIN' understand me. ;)




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What FUCKIN' Matter Is?!

It doesn't matter how FUCKED up your life was.
What matter is, what are you going to do now?!







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FUCKIN' Be Yourself?!

I can only be me N' that's all I will ever FUCKIN' strive to be!





(>.~)'

FUCK Rejection?!

If you don't got the FUCKIN' balls to ask her out,
you don't deserve to FUCK her!


True, askin' a girl out can get you a FUCKIN' rejection,
but not askin' her out is a guarantee rejection.

(>.<)'